coolest convo ive ever had... btw, i am ihateeveryone060 and fairyzNglitter is my friend michelle...

ihateeveryone060: ok im back
fairyzNglitter: yay!
ihateeveryone060: BOO
fairyzNglitter: AHH!fairyzNglitter: u got me!
ihateeveryone060: AHH
ihateeveryone060: u got me too
fairyzNglitter: haha
fairyzNglitter: lOl
ihateeveryone060: cuz when u screamed, i screamed
ihateeveryone060: cuz that scared me
ihateeveryone060: LoL
ihateeveryone060: this is fun
fairyzNglitter: its cuz im skilled in the scaring department
fairyzNglitter: haha
ihateeveryone060: did u take screaming 101?
fairyzNglitter: indeed
fairyzNglitter: at ELACfairyzNglitter: cuz im cool
fairyzNglitter: n gangster
ihateeveryone060: i took the asain persuation 101  i think i saw you
fairyzNglitter: u serious?
fairyzNglitter: that is soo crazy
ihateeveryone060: o yea i laso took how to loose one of your contact lenses at a cool party 101
fairyzNglitter: cuz i saw this guy and i was like "hey, that looks like juan." i called out "torso" but u didn't turn around
ihateeveryone060: cuz i remember screaming loud after a class and my eardrums popped
fairyzNglitter: OMG! can u hear me wen isend a message
ihateeveryone060: i can see that u sent me a message
fairyzNglitter: but do u hear the little noise it makes?
ihateeveryone060: i can feel it
fairyzNglitter: the vibes n all?
ihateeveryone060: yes
ihateeveryone060: it sonds like a bell
ihateeveryone060: but i cant fully hear it
fairyzNglitter: haha
ihateeveryone060: until i get my ear transplant from indonesia
ihateeveryone060: or malaysia?
ihateeveryone060: i dunno it ended in -isa
fairyzNglitter: decisions decisions
ihateeveryone060: i was deaf, would you share secrets with me?
fairyzNglitter: i would type them like such...
fairyzNglitter: u wanna hear a secret?
ihateeveryone060: aww thats so cool of you
ihateeveryone060: :
ihateeveryone060:
fairyzNglitter: ok
fairyzNglitter: here it goes
fairyzNglitter: u ready?
ihateeveryone060: yes
fairyzNglitter: i'm a ...
fairyzNglitter: BLONDE!
ihateeveryone060: i'ma...
ihateeveryone060: SLAVE
ihateeveryone060: 4 you
fairyzNglitter: that song reminds me of sumone and then i get grossed out
fairyzNglitter: i dunno y
ihateeveryone060: ill say a word and u have to say whatever it reminds u of then i say what it reminds me of and it goes on like a virlce
ihateeveryone060: circle*
fairyzNglitter: ok cool
ihateeveryone060: ready?
ihateeveryone060: ok
ihateeveryone060: kittens
fairyzNglitter: bittens
ihateeveryone060: mitten
ihateeveryone060: s
fairyzNglitter: gloves
ihateeveryone060: cactus
fairyzNglitter: pokies
ihateeveryone060: pokimon
fairyzNglitter: pikachu
ihateeveryone060: cat
fairyzNglitter: meow
ihateeveryone060: mice
fairyzNglitter: teeth
ihateeveryone060: cavities
fairyzNglitter: holes
ihateeveryone060: chinchilas
fairyzNglitter: chimichangas
ihateeveryone060: sausage
fairyzNglitter: fat
ihateeveryone060: sat
fairyzNglitter: urday
ihateeveryone060: yest
fairyzNglitter: yeast
ihateeveryone060: infection
fairyzNglitter: eww!
ihateeveryone060: ewww
ihateeveryone060: botox
fairyzNglitter: injections
ihateeveryone060: cinderella
fairyzNglitter: dress
ihateeveryone060: shoes
fairyzNglitter: heels
ihateeveryone060: pumps
fairyzNglitter: red
ihateeveryone060: erin brocavich
fairyzNglitter: gross water
ihateeveryone060: bath water
fairyzNglitter: no doubt
ihateeveryone060: gwen
fairyzNglitter: platinum blonde
ihateeveryone060: rock steady
fairyzNglitter: ::our love is so rock steady::
fairyzNglitter: the lyrics
ihateeveryone060: ::i got u, ur hands are red and you broken-hearted detective::
fairyzNglitter: ::but im just a girl/ oh little old me/ so dont let me out of ur sight::
ihateeveryone060: ::its my life!!!! dont u forget!!!!!!!::
fairyzNglitter: ::sorry i'm not home rite now im walking in a spider web  so leave a message and i'll call u back::
ihateeveryone060: BEEEEEEEEP
fairyzNglitter: hi juan this is michelle. i was jsut calling to see if i was a torso if u would invite me to go sky diving. um...call be back. bye!
ihateeveryone060: hey michelle, this is juan. of course i would invite you! in fact im having a tupperware/skydiving party tommorow! call me back for the details. bye!
fairyzNglitter: ::ring::  ::ring::
ihateeveryone060: hello?
fairyzNglitter: hi juan?
ihateeveryone060: *iranian accent* ello?
fairyzNglitter: hi can i please speak to juan?
ihateeveryone060: ma i kno who coll?
fairyzNglitter: this is his friend michelle
ihateeveryone060: okei, ple hol
fairyzNglitter: thank you
ihateeveryone060: *juan accent* hello?
fairyzNglitter: hi.  juan?  hehe
ihateeveryone060: o hey michelle! whats crakin lackin
fairyzNglitter: not much. urself?
ihateeveryone060: im doin better
fairyzNglitter: good good. hey. i got ur message.
fairyzNglitter: u really having a tupperwear/skydiving party???
ihateeveryone060: of corse!
fairyzNglitter: coolio!!!
ihateeveryone060: and a botox afterparty
fairyzNglitter: awesome!!!
fairyzNglitter: so wen is it?
ihateeveryone060: tommorow
ihateeveryone060: at the contry club
fairyzNglitter: wat time?
ihateeveryone060: 13:00
fairyzNglitter: oh no! thats wen i feed my pet chimpanzee. can i bring him and feed him there?
ihateeveryone060: besure to bring your towel cuz we might land in water
ihateeveryone060: of corse
fairyzNglitter: cool!
fairyzNglitter: does the chimp need a towel too?
ihateeveryone060: yes becasue hes cool
fairyzNglitter: damn rite he is!
ihateeveryone060: how many poeple are comming?
fairyzNglitter: well he just asked if he can bring Duncan, his salamander friend?
fairyzNglitter: can he?
ihateeveryone060: of course!
fairyzNglitter: oh! and the zebra too
fairyzNglitter: now is girlfriend greg wants go come
ihateeveryone060: ooo
fairyzNglitter: she's not an animal tho
ihateeveryone060: i haerd about greg
fairyzNglitter: oh really?
fairyzNglitter: what did u hear?
ihateeveryone060: she has a fingernail fetish
ihateeveryone060: a bad one!
fairyzNglitter: its true.  but if we all wrap our heads in foil she will stay away
ihateeveryone060: O NO!
ihateeveryone060: i need to get some
ihateeveryone060: we only have saran wrap!
fairyzNglitter: that mite work...
fairyzNglitter: but dont worry! i'll bring extras
fairyzNglitter: extra*
ihateeveryone060: ok cool
fairyzNglitter: so i'll see u tomorrow then?
ihateeveryone060: yes
fairyzNglitter: do u wnat me to bring anything?
fairyzNglitter: i make awesome jello!
ihateeveryone060: can u bring jello salad?
fairyzNglitter: can i put tomatoes in it?
ihateeveryone060: cu botox is relly jello draining
ihateeveryone060: ooo tasty!
fairyzNglitter: haha
fairyzNglitter: how many are we expecting?
ihateeveryone060: 3,000,000
fairyzNglitter: ok.  one bowl should be enough rite?
ihateeveryone060: yea
fairyzNglitter: ok
fairyzNglitter: good
fairyzNglitter: well i
fairyzNglitter: 'll see u tomorrow then
ihateeveryone060: ok good afternoon!
fairyzNglitter: hiya
fairyzNglitter: ::click::